tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

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simplypotterheads:

Thank you, Ms. JK Rowling. Thank you so much for Harry.

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Best of Rage Quit - The Impossible Game (x)

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anthonygrey:

Admit it. You need me. We’re connected!

This fucking part.

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iwishihadafather:

so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this

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so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH

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xkyuketsuki:

heroinhopes:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

PLEASE TELL ME YOU TWO MET AND GOT MARRIED BECAUSE THIS SHIP HAS SAILED

YOU DON’T WANT THAT SHIP TO SAIL IT WILL EVENTUALLY SINK

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heyfunniest:

Parenting, you’re doing it right.

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impossible-redhead:

Spiderman 3 is why Spiderman isn’t allowed in the Avengers

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